Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Randomize
