it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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