WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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