so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize