Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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