That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
send nudes
from the living room?
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