Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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