absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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