You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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