new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We are two peas in an std pod
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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