I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I look better un-naked...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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