I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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