Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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