please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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