**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
grandma shit on top of the toilet
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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