I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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