he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
did i walk over a car last night?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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