Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
