Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
FUCK WHALES
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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