Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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