Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Farmville is her only friend.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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