I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Found your dick twin last night
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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