lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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