let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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