absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I fill condoms, not promises.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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