I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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