Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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