..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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