if i can run in heels then i can drive
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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