last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
