I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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