im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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