We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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