I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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