Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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