I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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