..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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