the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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