god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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