It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Randomize
