I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
