He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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