Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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