I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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