as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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