So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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