he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So. Much. Porn.
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