Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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