She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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