We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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