With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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