Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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