We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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