S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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